ABOUT ME AND MY AD
1) I had a motorcycle accident last summer and lost all my upper teeth — and the bike too! After 3 surgeries I still can't get implants or even dentures. So I'm not exactly looking my best by my own standards, at least until I can sort out my teeth. No idea when that'll happen since the bone has taken a hit and I still have a long wait ahead before I can get implants. Draw your own conclusions. I'm embarrassed to be seen in public like this. If you want to meet, just know about this little issue. As for anyone who's into toothless blowjobs — come on in, you're very welcome! It'll be the safest BJ you've ever had — zero chance of getting bitten! ???? I've been told I give better head without teeth!
2) I don't have a place. Can't find one either. I've got a two-seater car and that's it — not even good for blowjobs, let alone anything else. If you're banking on fucking in there too, you might as well buy a lottery ticket — better odds.
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NOW FOR THE GOOD STUFF — THE ACTUAL AD.
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No money — ever. I fuck for free and I sure as hell don't pay anyone who thinks he's hot shit. I also don't top.
Married, masculine-looking, total beginner as a bottom, looking for the top who'll train me to be a real fag, his girl, his woman, his girlfriend, or whatever exactly he wants to see me as — no small talk, no photo exchanges. What you see here is 100% me. No fake pics or empty promises.
Almost hairless, 5'8", 242 lbs, 62 years old, clean and smooth skin, very short goatee/mustache — which I'll shave immediately if you deserve it and ask for it.
I offer 100% DISCRETION, RESPECT, CLEANLINESS, and 100% CLEAN HEALTH STATUS — with proof. No empty words and hollow promises like most people on here.
Masculine-looking on the outside, but I want to FEEL like a completely depraved male or female slut during sex — available for any use. No limits on humiliation, dirty talk, rough fucking, or any kink you can think of.
I want to become your slut or your girlfriend. Or whatever else you want me to be for your pleasure.
I don't care about your looks, your size, or your stamina — just be clean and healthy.
Unfortunately I don't have my own space. If you did and you wanted to, we could potentially spend full weekends there with some amazing times — if that kind of setup appeals to you too.
The car's not bad but it's only good for blowjobs — not actual fucking for a beginner like me. A hotel in the area is completely out — way too risky.
I prefer more mature, dominant guys who know exactly what to do with someone like me. I'm friendly, polite, educated with an academic background — but completely bottom, totally submissive by nature, and around men I instinctively feel like a completely mindless slut. And that's exactly how I want my man to treat me — without shame or hesitation.
I want to learn deepthroating, face-fucking, skull-fucking, cock warming, getting fucked in every position from every hole. I'll show complete obedience to the man who enjoys using my holes.
I'm genuinely into a lot of cock. Pull it out and shove it hard into my mouth without asking if I want it or not. Wherever, however, whenever you feel like it. I want you to wreck me however you like, make my hole hurt, make me cry and beg you to stop.
I want you to get off 100% every time. That's why I'm there. That's the role I want with you. To give you whatever you want. I'll be your sex slave.
I'll give you head for hours until you tell me to stop. I love having it shoved down my throat — sucking and licking freely, no condom, no lube, raw. Cum buckets in my mouth and I'll swallow every drop. I'm obsessed with getting my mouth fucked. When you leave me I want your balls completely empty because I swallowed it all. Your slut!
I want real men who won't just open me up but will actually wreck me to get their rocks off and make me forget my own name. I want to get fucked from everywhere, every way, mercilessly, no holding back.
My dream is to become a real slut — unfortunately, I wasn't born a woman. So I'm looking for someone to take me on, make me his slut, use me as his tool and property. I want to melt on his cock. A powerful top who enjoys being with me whenever he feels like it — I'll wear the underwear he likes, and he can use me nonstop.
I offer blowjobs always without a condom, with cumshots in my mouth, on my face, on my body, or wherever else you want.
In reality, even though I'm shy when meeting new people, during sex I'm completely wild and depraved — with a little help from my top. I'd love for him to find my limits. I dream of becoming a male whore for any use. I'll accept any kink or fetish if you ask for it. I want to learn everything. I want to do everything.
Every fantasy and desire you have — I want to make it real with you and take you to heaven if you teach me what you like.
So if you like bending a willing little slut over and absolutely RAILING it however you want — I'll take all your lust and make every kink and fantasy you have come true.
If you also have a space and you're into it, I'd love to dress slutty — wig, makeup, dress, thong, garters, and high heels — to become the slutty fantasy you dream of.
No fakes. No days of chatting. Only real people who are COMPLETELY decided. Who actually want to fuck and not jerk off one night behind a screen. I'm not looking for time wasters. I'm looking for real tops. I've got plenty of big-talking losers — that's why I'm still "single". If you prefer chatting over actual sex, go see a therapist.
I'm a tight hole — almost virgin and very eager to follow your orders until you cum wherever you want, however you want, as many times as you want — no limits.
I MEAN THIS. THESE ARE NOT JUST WORDS.
I'm also completely open to any new fantasy you want to propose. NO judgment, NO objections.
Are you masculine, dominant, clear-headed and instinctual — and know exactly what to do? Do you know what you want? THEN BE MY TOP. I PROMISE YOU'LL HAVE AN AMAZING TIME WITH ME.
I know what I bring to the table. Something no one else in this area can offer you no matter how hard you look: health and safety. Most guys here only see a doctor for the flu — incredible disregard for risk. Me? Sex with no brakes, but with full discretion. When that door closes behind us I'll put on my heels and my lingerie and become your little girl, your girlfriend, your woman, your slut, or your fag. Exactly what YOU want — not what I want. Obedient and willing for a full-on good time. I'll wait for you. I'll take care of you. I'll belong to you. I'll serve you. I'll admire you. I'll be there with one single purpose: YOUR COMPLETE SATISFACTION.
If all of this clicks for you... don't leave it to chance. Do something about it. It'll be worth your while. Hit me up. Take what you want and deserve and enjoy it.
I promise I'll be a very good slut in bed. I always want your cock in my holes.
Even gangbangs if that's what YOU want — no right to refuse or choose. All decisions are yours and yours alone.
I don't top. I'm never active with men or women.
I'll always be the group slut — whatever group that is. Whether it's 2-3 bi guys or 2-3 top friends of my top. I'll always play the feminine role. I have no problem being in my man's harem without complaints or drama.
One guy once challenged whether I was truly obedient. The proof he asked for was to let his dog fuck me. I was surprised — but I got on all fours and told him "I'm ready, bring him in." And I meant it 100%. I stayed there until the dog mounted me — he couldn't actually do anything sexual — but I did get a lot of scratches on my back and waist. THAT is what I mean by obedient. NOT just words.
Because some people didn't respect my phone number, I've had to remove it from my ad and will only share it with people I judge to be genuinely serious — not idiots looking to get horny at 3am. Sorry guys, but you made me take it back.
Tassos or Elsa. Whatever you prefer.
